Much like the rest of our universe, the clothing items at Goodwill are apparently acted upon by a mysterious force that causes them to continuously expand outward, often at a violent pace.
I felt today's find deserved a picture, so I present you with this TO SCALE cartoon sketch, hastily scribbled out during the remnants of my lunch break.
I felt today's find deserved a picture, so I present you with this TO SCALE cartoon sketch, hastily scribbled out during the remnants of my lunch break.
This is very, very real. And very genuinely labeled as 7X. And very genuinely covered in triangles, plaid, and LIGHTNING BOLTS. The color, overall, would have to be described as "80s." And a single thigh big enough to fit in one of those leg holes could CRUSH ME INSTANTANEOUSLY AND LEAVE NOTHING BUT A GREASY SPOT ON THE INSTITUTIONAL TILE.
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